Original song that celebrates the enigmatic, beloved dachshund, featuring video footage and adorable photos of wiener dogs in various poses. Song written and performed by Yet Another String Band. If you want to sing along, here are the song’s lyrics:
On the sixth day, God created man
But earlier that morning, He had another plan
He took some spare parts, some looked kinda weird
And cooked them for awhile and a wiener dog appeared
He had long floppy ears, sausage shaped and brown
Stubby little legs and belly dragging on the ground
A nose that’s made for smellin’, where rabbit might be dwellin’
But it won’t be there for long when a wiener dog’s around
Some dogs are hairy, and other dogs are small
but there’s only one dog shaped like a Hebrew National
Kilbasic in form. At night they’ll keep you warm
They’re nature’s perfect brat. Yes, the Wiener Dog is hot!
Thin little tail, that’s in constant motion
Big, brown eyes, that beg for your devotion
Bark so loud it could disperse a riot crowd
You best not make a sound
When a wiener dog’s around
Now a wiener dog’s a carnivore, which leaves us little doubt
That you better watch your back when a wiener dog’s about
They eat fish, pork and fowl and steaks when they can get ’em
So be careful of your hand when you go to pet ’em
Wiener dog, wiener dog
Everyone loves a wiener dog
To make a long story short and a short story long
Everybody sing the wiener dog song
Wiener dog, wiener dog
Everybody loves a wiener dog
To make a long story short and a short story long
Everybody sing the wiener dog song
Now some dogs are light and some dogs weigh a ton
But there’s only one dog that fits so neatly on a bun!
Stubborn as a mule. You may think you rule.
But this I know is true…your wiener dog owns you
Little sharp teeth that’ll cut through wooden plank
Body by zeppelin like a Ball Park Frank
A tongue that’s made for licken’ in places that’ll sicken
But don’t be tightly wound, when a wiener dog’s around
No badger will be found when a wiener dog’s around
Before you step best check the ground when a wiener dog’s around
Wiener dog, wiener dog
Everyone loves a wiener dog
To make a long story short and a short story long
Everyone sing the wiener dog song
Wiener dog, wiener dog
Everyone loves a wiener dog
To make a long story short and a short story long
Everybody sing the wiener dog song
Wiener dog, wiener dog
Everyone wants a wiener dog
To make a long story short and a short story long
Everyone sing the wiener dog song
I think that one dog in the beginning had an occular condition based on how the light reflected in its eye
the song was funny and I do have 2 winner dogs
LOL Thank you for the smile 🙂 Monty Python for dogs 🙂
I heart dachees
Ty on behalf of all w dog owner this song rocks lol
Best song ever.Hit the nail on the head.
cool song.
my wiener dog is lying in my lap as I’m watching this
things only wiener dog owners understand… nailed it
I have two, Liebbie, and Schatzi. Two females twice the trouble, but I love them both.
lolololol
Omg( number 1 wiener for the win )
i <3 this song
i just love my wiener dog!
#wienerdoglivesmatter
My female, dapple, long haired , mini doxie approves of the song. I know this because she won’t stop barking. Love the video!
This is the best song ever! I have a wiener dachshund for 8 years and they’re the best! He’s always been stubborn but sweet, loyal and a great companion!
Cute
wut
This is oh so true. I love the song!!
Nice
MY FAVORITE SONG THE FIRST TIME I HEARD IT WAS 2012 WOW AND ITS 2016 I WATCHED IT EVERY DAY JUYTG76YBYTF6U65YRFHTYRYR6GU7RYTF4G76NBGYTDRFYTYMNHJYDTRDTYTRFVFDF
cute
You outta get this on the radio
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Even another reason to love your weiner dog I have one killed my grandma’s bird wants to kill her cats bit my grandfather my ex and chased/pepper sprayed by mailman I died obviously I was worried about him he’s was upset about the dog lol and I still have him best cuddler ever!!
not undertale
Silly song
my Weiner dog is dead
I love my wiener dog – She is the best friend an old gal could have
my dachshund-yorkie mix is named peanut, she is so sick of this song, i love it, she stares at me the whole song like she is saying "really this song AGAIN "
I sure do love my wiener dog…even when he howls and sounds like a fire truck!
Great song!
If we could capture the energy of their tails, we’d have no energy crisis!
IM DEADDDDDDDDD IM CRYING AND LAUGHING AND IT HURTS SO MUCH!!!!! SO GREATTTTTT!!!!!
I have a winner dog named sizzle
Was this ever on Dr. Demento?
Is that a dulcimer ?
I lost my wiener dog a few years ago and this makes me happy.
🙂
Rest in peace Tucker.
Yes!!!!
😀
This is just like my tater but he is so friendly
HOW DID 48 PEOPLE HATE THIS I LIKE IT
I have 2; Sassy & Atticus, Atty!
OMG HOW CAN U NOT LIKE THIS SONG I HAVE A WIENER DOG HIS NAME IS THUMPER ANYWAY LOVE YOUR SONG