Forget flamingos, you can now buy sausage dog pool floats

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Forget flamingos, you can now buy sausage dog pool floats

Forget flamingos, you can now buy sausage dog pool floats
(Picture: Kool Pool)

Forget flamingos, because you can now lounge on a giant sausage dog pool float.

Amazon has just started selling an inflatable sausage dog. We’re not quite sure why, but we’re all for it.

The product description reads: ‘Meet the Pool Pup. His real name is Link. He’s a good boy. This ever smiling dachshund will bring you years of joy and companionship. Need someone to hold your drink a the pool? He’s got ya.

‘Need someone to keep you afloat? Got ya there too!

Kool Pool Pool Pup - Giant Premium Inflatable Dachshund Wiener Dog Doxie Sausage Dog Lounger Pool Float Mattress
(Picture: Kool Pool)

‘Best of all he doesn’t need to be walked or fed. People will want to pet him but that’s up to you if you let them.’

The sausage dog weighs five pounds, and is seven-foot-long.

It’s made using thick 7P-Free PVC and uses an eco-friendly screen print.

Link the sausage dog also features a cup holder, and can hold up to 300 pounds.

Kool Pool Pool Pup - Giant Premium Inflatable Dachshund Wiener Dog Doxie Sausage Dog Lounger Pool Float Mattress
(Picture: Kool Pool)

Yes, Link sounds amazing. But one thing that’s not so great about this float? The price.

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For £29.75, it’s quite expensive for something that’s going to be left in the pool or lost on the beach – and that’s not even including the £21.90 it costs for delivery. So ultimately, you’ll be spending £50 to lay on a blow-up dog.

Honestly? We love the idea of floating on a sausage dog all summer long. Just IMAGINE the Instagram photos.

But also think of all the cocktails you could buy with £50.

We think we’ll take that over an afternoon float, thank you.

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Published at Tue, 08 May 2018 14:37:30 +0000

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